Arsenal v. Chelsea
Synopsis
We can do no better than simply quote the Radio Times billing: "Teams transfer from Highbury to the television studios to continue their contest in a Darts Match and Quiz." Hopefully it was a bit higher-scoring than the actual match, which ended 0-0.
Trivia
The Radio Times billing above got the match venue wrong: it was at Stamford Bridge, not Highbury. So don't write in! Or write in to Radio Times, if you must.