The Farm

Celebrity reality show where a team of nine celebrities live and work on a real farm for three weeks, doubtlessly with hilarious consequences. Celebrities are voted out on a regular basis on cleverly titled "Farmegeddon" nights until the "Top Farmer" is found.

Actually the farm aspect is quite a nice twist to the usual stick-them-in-one-place-and-see-what-happens formula and it works both ways as it's a good way of letting the public in on farming issues of the day. And awww! there's some cute little animals too. And a massive boar. Which is quite funny because you often hear the phrase "massive boar" follow the phrase "celebrity reality show" from certain quarters.

2004

• Jeff Brazier (TV presenter)
• Terry Christian (DJ and TV presenter)
• Margi Clarke (actress)
• Stan Collymore (footballer)
• Paul Daniels (magician)
• Lady Victoria Hervey (model)
• Vanilla Ice (90s rapper)
• Rebecca Loos (model)
• Debbie McGee (Daniels' assistant)
• Ritchie Neville (member of Five)

2005

• Emma B (model)
• Lionel Blair (dancer)
• Flavor Flav (rapper)
• Mikey Green (member of Phixx)
• Keith Harris and Orville the Duck (Ventriloquist and Dummy)
• Ron Jeremy (porn star)
• Dave Morgan (ex-boyfriend to Jessie Wallace)
• Emma Noble (Bruce's Price is Right model)
• Ilona Staller (porn star)
• Charlene Tilton (actress)

Paul Daniels walking out after just two days following a spat with Vanilla Ice.

Rebecca Loos, some rubber gloves and a pig created a "storm" in a "teacup".

Based on a Swedish format.

According to early Teletext reports, there wasn't going to be a voting out aspect originally as it wasn't "that kind of show."

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