Celador for Channel 4, 26 June to 10 July 2007 (3 episodes in 1 series)
Loathsome correspondence-degree-toting coprophiliac quacksalver (hello, Googlewhackers!) Gillian McKeith subjects three fat brides-to-be to eight weeks of pseudoscientific slimming treatments (as if competitive crash dieting wasn't a dodgy enough area in the first place) with the one who loses the most weight winning a wedding dress. Each episode was a standalone competition.